Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Kickin' the time squeeze, grandma style

There are nine people in my house right now. Nine! That's one more than my folks had with 6 kids. Time is a real issue. Still, it's OK. Why? Because I handle it grandma style. I have a calendar on the wall and I'm not afraid to use it. I better not be. Because that sucker is a necessity these days.

Today is a typical, not even all that busy, day for me:

Get daughter #1 to work by 6 am on the other side of town, while squeezing in a driving lesson.
Get the boyfriend ready for work. (Make coffee, breakfast and pack his lunch)
Make sure grand-daughter #3 is up and doing her online homeschooling by 8:30.
Supervise said schooling.
Keep grandson #1 busy, as he is off school this week.
Fill up the gas tank.
Take grand-daughter #2 to work across town, while squeezing in a driving lesson, by 10:30.
Clean the house to make room for the Christmas tree with grand-daughter #1.
Shine the badly and “naturally” distressed wood floors up.
Buy tree.
Put up tree.
Make sure the house stays clean all day.
Squeeze in a little fun for all the kids so it's not all work, no play.
Catch up the laundry that I started yesterday.
Plan and make lunch for me and make sure all the kids that are home eat something nutritious.
Pick up daughter #1 at 2:30
Take daughter #1 to return alternator core for refund.
Come back home and re-clean the house.
Plan and make dinner.
Pick up grand-daughter #2 from work at 7:30 pm.
Do the dinner dishes.
Flop in my chair.

Ya, and that's just the highlights. In between, I have to make everyone feel loved and such, dish out the chores and all the numerous other stuff that goes with the house, such as due bills reminders, book-work, etc. Wait, did I do any writing today? Painting? Photography? Anything that generates money?

Luckily, I rock it grandma style. I've been doing this kind of thing for many years and even though I'm chronically ill, I know how to prioritize and schedule everything so that I don't faint dead away before the day is through. 

Of course, once the day is through, that's another story. Zzzzzzzzzz